Emit

Harry: Let's play a game. Let's think of words that are one word backwards and another word forwards.
Kester: I'm not sure I know any words like that.

2 minutes later...
Harry: Hey dad, isn't emit a word?
Kester: Yes...aaaand backwards it's time.
Harry: Right.
Kester: Well, it happened; you are officially smarter than me.

1000 Years Ago

Harry: Mom, how would things be different if we lived 1000 years ago?
Rachel: For one thing, your dad and I would probably be dead.

Magnetism

Harry (being followed around by a younger kid at a birthday party): It's like I'm a refrigerator and he's a magnet!

5 Times. Real Fast.

Harry: (fast and monotone) I-am-way-bigger-than-a-tater-tot, I-am-way-bigger-than-a-tater-tot, I-am-way-bigger-than-a-tater-tot, I-am-way-

Rachel: Are you saying you're bigger than a tater tot?

pause

Harry: Yeah. It's the world's hardest tongue twister. I made it up. I-am-way-bigger-than-a-tater-tot, I-am-way-bigger-than-a-tater-tot, I-am-way-bigger-than-a-tater-tot.

Listening

Harry: Can I have some of those chips?

Rachel: (as she closes the bag of chips) Yes.

Harry: (looking from the closed bag to Rachel) Are you even listening to me?

Harry Makes Up Another Joke

Harry: Hey dad, what email account does Darth Vader use?

Kester: I don't know.

Harry: (in a slow heavy breathing voice) Yaaa...hoooo

Harry Makes Up A Joke

Harry: Hey dad, where do cds go on vacation?

Kester: I don't know.

Harry: Mixico.