Listening

Harry: Can I have some of those chips?

Rachel: (as she closes the bag of chips) Yes.

Harry: (looking from the closed bag to Rachel) Are you even listening to me?

Harry Makes Up Another Joke

Harry: Hey dad, what email account does Darth Vader use?

Kester: I don't know.

Harry: (in a slow heavy breathing voice) Yaaa...hoooo

Harry Makes Up A Joke

Harry: Hey dad, where do cds go on vacation?

Kester: I don't know.

Harry: Mixico.

Just Skip! (Conversations Classics: Harry, age 3)

Harry: Hey dad, can you go to the next song please?

Kester: Sure

pause

Harry: Hey dad! Go to the next song please.

Kester: I am.

pause

Harry: Dad! Go to the next song please!!

Kester: Harry, I am!

Harry: Just skip. Skip to the next song.

Kester: Harry, this is a tape. I can't just skip.

Harry: What!? What are you talking about?! Just skip!!

Pretty Weird

This afternoon, Harry and I watched a video of my sister, Brie, claiming to be the real Lady Ga Ga...

Kester: Huh.

Harry: Yeah.

pause 

Harry: Well...aunt Brie is pretty weird.

You Know Everything

Harry: What's a four letter word for glove?

Kester: Mitt?

Harry: How do you know everything!?

Grandpa Smell

Last week, Rachel found men's deodorant on sale; a different brand from the one I usually wear, with a musky "Old Spice" smell. The first day I wore it, Harry hugged me and said:

Ew. Dad, you smell like a grandpa.